Hal is petrified of girls, so he asks his friend Lenny how he meets so many nice chicks.

Lenny says, “I have a surefire method to feel them out. I go up behind a girl and whisper, ‘Tickle your ass with a feather?’ And when she turns around and asks what I said, I say, ‘Typical nasty weather.’ If she smiles or laughs, I know she has a sense of humor, we chat, and it all happens naturally. Try it.”

The next night, nervous but desperate, Hal goes to a very crowded bar, and sits in the corner, stewing, nursing a drink, getting more uptight every second. Finally, he walks up behind the nicest girl in the place, and after a few minutes of stammering, blurts out so everybody can hear, “Stick my finger in your ass?”

She turns around and says, “WHAT!?”

He says, “It’s freaking pouring outside.”

If this dude had another two inches on his shaft, it’d be no problem for this little cock sucker, Jamie Huxley.  She’s got probably the best gag reflexes I’ve ever seen on a broad.  She just opens her throat and this guy completely violates her speakerbox with his stiff member, diving in balls deep, pounding at that shit and submerging the entire tubesteak nestled between her tonsils until she’s gasping for air.  Just start that shit at 5:10 and you’ll be thoroughly entertained for the next eight minutes or so.  Oh yeah, did I mention Jamie’s fucking hot as hell, too?  Dom

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In my personal opinion, the perfect bikini scene isn’t complete unless it’s shot by a pool, at the beach or someplace where it makes sense to wear the bikini in the first place.  I don’t want to see some slut in the bedroom with a bikini on unless she’s really fucking hot.  Then I might be wondering why she’s wearing that and not a fucking negligee like she should be.  A bathroom with a jacuzzi would be a fine exception to this, however.  Well, I’ve compiled a few of my personal favorite bikini scenes offered here at Movie Room.  Hope you enjoy them as much as I have!  Dom

1.  Masha in Sex Crime: Scene 4

2.  Roberta Gemma in Glamour Dolls #2: Scene 4

3.  Kami Andrews and Simone Schiffer in Nasty Habits #2: Scene 4

4.  Angie Savage and Marlie Moore in Fresh Foxes #2: Scene 3

5.  Alexis Malone in Hollywood Harlots #3: Scene 3

Oh man, when this girl walks up in her regular skimpy clothes for an interview, showing off her long, slender legs and tight abs, I could already envision how good she was going to look in that cheerleading outfit. Too bad she’s not in the uniform for the total length of the scene as she sucks and fucks this lucky dude’s tool.  Dom

Phyllisha Anne in Cheerleader Try-Outs: Scene 4

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Here’s a woman who loves lingerie, threesomes and double penetrations. Hungarian super babe Maria Bellucci is fairly new to Movieroom but she’s certainly not to the porn industry.  We will be getting plenty more movies starring this beauty.  Trust me!  I’ll personally see to it that we do.  Dom

Performer: Maria Belluci
Aliases: Maria Belluci, Maria Belucci Maria Szallontay, Sorricca, Swallow, Maria Swallona
Talents: Threesomes, Double Penetrations
D.O.B.: June 27, 1977
Hometown: Sachsen, Hungary
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair Color: Brunette
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 7″
Measurements: 35-25-35

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You want to see an unbelievable body?  Just scroll to about 16 minutes into this third scene of Sex Crime.  That’s Michelle Ferrari.  We will be getting more movies starring this sexy dame in the not so distant future, so keep an eye out for her cuz she turns just about every scene to gold.  She’s not only got the looks but she’s got mad skills in the sack, too.  Dom

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A man who has just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. To his right is standing an attractive woman, and to his left is a ladder. The woman speaks, “Come with me through the gate and spend eternity with me, or climb the ladder to success.” The man always eager to get ahead in life chooses to climb the ladder.

The man finds an even more beautiful woman standing in front of another gate. Next to her is another ladder. The woman says, “Come with me through the gate and all your fantasies will be granted, or climb the ladder to success.” This time the man is tempted, but his greed takes over and he climbs the ladder higher.

He encounters yet another woman. This woman, however, is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She says, “come with me and I will satisfy your deepest desires forever, or you can climb the ladder to success.” The man can’t believe his luck. He decides to take his chances and climbs the ladder.

He comes to another gate. This time there is no woman waiting for him. Suddenly an old overweight man walks up to him.

“Are you God?” the man asks.

The old, overweight man drops his pants and says, “No, I’m Sess.”

Alright, you’re most likely going to say “no shit, Sherlock” to this posting, but what the hell? There’s always a chance that one of you might have skipped over this DVD. Many of you know who Tera Patrick is, right? If not, be prepared to see the sexiest Asian woman to ever walk this Earth, in my honest opinion… next to Brooke Burke, of course. Only difference between these two hotties is that Tera bares all!  Dom

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Here’s another scene I found for all you poolside fuckers. Brooke Banner not only strips out of a cheerleader outfit and shows off her delicious body but she even takes a quick swim before fucking a dude right next to the pool. What a lucky bastard!  Dom

Brooke in Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12: Scene 3

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Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, the guy on the right said, “I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob.”

The guy on the left replied, “That’s weird so did I.”

Finally, the guy in the middle said, “Lucky for you guys…I only dreamed I was skiing.”